On my way home from seeing David Sedaris last night I texted my mother, who was babysitting, and here is what the conversation looked like on my iPhone:
Me: On our way home. Have you been watching the news?
Mom: No. Watching movie. What’s going on?
You need milk.
Me: We’ll get some. Osama Bin Laden was
killed by the US. Big News.
Mom: Wow. Great news.
Me: We’ll be home after we get milk.
Mom: Ok. Still watching movie.
(Sorry Mom, it was too funny. I had to share. . .)